As a young child I had two wonderful prides that I could hold on to:
1: I had the whole Chronicles of Narnia set, and the
Redwall series (up to that time); I was the nerdy, constant reader in class.
2: I dominated Beverly
Elementary's Spelling Bee two years in a row. These certificates are likely in a box somewhere.
My prowess in E
nglish has been faltering into adulthood, but I have an affinity for clever English and a hatred for horrible spelling. I tend to agree for making reading, spelling, and writing (esp. penmanship) tougher in schools. Great language comprehension is corollary to complex idea understanding.
With that in mind I present the following which I found representative of our nation's shortcomings and shortsightedness from
englishfail:

In addition I would like to give a special mention to an unsung hero: Jeff Deck. He's a man who has set his life on crusading to stop English errors.
It's all enough to make Jeff Deck's head hurt. He's one of those who feels that the rules of language still matter, regardless of how much phone texting degrades them.
So a few months ago he deputized himself a grammar vigilante and set out to make the U.S. "a safer place for spelling."
Calling it the "Typo Eradication Advancement League," he's now visited 18 states to chronicle, and correct if possible, all types of English errors. It's all on an entertaining blog, www.jeffdeck.com/teal.
~from: A Crusade to Edit America
I recently had an argument with a student of mine of the use of a colon. (:)
She submitted an essay to me that repeatedly had the semicolon (;) for punctuating a list of items. Really, it was a lazy essay because she didn't want to write full paragraphs on the subject matter. Lists in essays are a trick to satisfy page requirements. English fail indeed.
What followed after my review was a colossal tirade about her essay and the horrible raping of the semicolon. Rest assured, red marks were given in abundance all over her double spaced monstrosity.
"I don't understand, this (;) is the right punctuation to use."
"NO! A colon(:) is used for a listing of items. A semicolon (;)is used to connect to two separate sentences that have related ideas!"
To further insult the colon, her lists were too long to be supported by its fragility. The list material was neither bulleted or on separate lines. There was a profuse use of commas, which can sometimes be misconstrued with semicolons as well.
You can find the rules for use of a colon here and the mysterious semicolon rule here.
Also, a NYtimes article on appropriate use of semicolon can be found here.
Yes, I am a tyrant about spelling and grammar. Feel free to ask my wife and/or my good, but English-disabled friend Ryan, about this fanaticism.
There may be errors in my own posts, assuredly I make my own best efforts. I also enjoy speaking colloquially in slang English often. Yet, gross misuse of spelling or grammar that I see will not be tolerated in academic, public, or professional arenas!
Labels: grammar, spelling